Punishments, even if it’s, in general, a serious topic (for details, see BDSM punishment vs. funishment), can be nonstop fun – for the Dom, Daddy, Sir, or Master, that is! Think of how you can turn a mundane situation into a hilarious punishment for your sub.
Funny BDSM punishments include having your sub change their name to something extraordinarily embarrassing and making them use it in public! Or perhaps having them do laundry day in their skimpiest underwear will make for some lasting memories and remind your partner that transgression is unacceptable.
Ready to explore even more BDSM punishments with a funny twist? Check out our list of 10 hilarious punishment ideas for Doms and subs!
Funny Punishments in BDSM: Yes, That’s A Thing
Do your BDSM scenes have a hint of laughter in them? If not, then you should consider adding some funny punishments into the mix! Yes, funny punishments in BDSM are real, and they can add a surprisingly delightful layer to your BDSM play.
While typical BDSM punishments may involve pain, humiliation, and dominance, funny punishments are designed to be more playful and lighthearted. Of course, these punishments will still make the receiving partner suffer, but usually in a way that’s hilarious to the giver.
Funny punishments can also provide a sense of camaraderie and connection between partners. Introducing a few playful punishments may offer a much-needed break in the intensity of a BDSM punishment session. This can help partners take a breather while still accomplishing the initial intention of BDSM punishment which is behavior change.
If you’re wondering what funny punishments you can add to your BDSM relationship, then don’t worry! Below are some ideas to get you started.
What Are Some Funny Punishments for BDSM?
- Make the sub eat from a pet dish- Creative and humbling. The sub can’t help but be reminded who’s in control and learn destructive behaviors come with harsh consequences. The Dom, on the other hand, will find it amusing to watch. Please note this punishment won’t work for everyday pet play submissives.
- Order them to wear your clothes and go somewhere public– What could be funnier than seeing your sub out and about with an outfit not meant for them? It will be entertaining (for you), while your sub will indeed feel incredibly embarrassed, especially if they tend to like to dress conservatively.
- Assign them a chore to move pieces of rice from one pile to another– This task won’t challenge your sub’s mental capabilities too much but is sure to grate on their nerves and try their patience, making it amusing and practical getting them to learn their lesson.
- Turn them into your footstool– A bit of humiliation and hazing; this punishment will add an element of servitude, heavily reminding the sub that happiness can only be found in obedience. To you, however, it will be an amusing sight to see them cozily twiddling away your feet. You’ll find more information about alternative positions you could put your submissive into in our article 12 Basic Slave Positions From Sir M.
- Make them sing lullabies to you– Watch them feel embarrassed as they try to keep a straight face while singing away an ancient lullaby for you. This is sure to get quite a few laughs out of you.
- Have them watch their favorite TV show on mute– This absurdly hilarious punishment will leave your sub desperately wanting to understand the plot and enjoy the show, yet all they can do is see. Furthermore, this will surely make them ponder why the sound was turned off in the first place, reminding them that their bad behavior can’t go unpunished.
- Make every utterance from them have to be a question– A creative kind of punishment that will have your sub questioning more than just a few words they can utter. This will make them feel silly, keep them in check, and make you smile as you see the confusion in their eyes.
- Require them to do a laundry day in their skimpiest underwear– This clever punishment has twofold consequences; your sub will feel embarrassed and just be so focused on getting the laundry done that they’ll quickly learn not to misbehave again.
- Change their name to something embarrassing and make them use that name in public– This punishment will surely be less than comfortable for your sub, as they will have no choice but to face the humiliation of being called something that embarrasses them. Your amusement, however, will be guaranteed.
- Make them run around the house 10 times whenever you wish throughout the day– Running around the house 10 times in a row may seem like a simple punishment, but it can be pretty tiresome, especially when done multiple times over the day. You might have a few good laughs while they struggle to complete this seemingly simple task, but they’ll surely learn to keep their behaviors in check.
Tips to Make BDSM Funny Punishments Work
Spicing up your BDSM practices with humor can make them more enjoyable, but how do you make funny punishments work? Here are some tips:
- Balance humor with punishment: Even if the punishment isn’t overly funny, it should still have a deterrent effect. So regarding BDSM humorous punishments, make sure the consequences are felt.
- Tailor the punishment to the individual: Not everything works for everyone. Customizing funny punishments for your sub will bring tremendous success—factor in personal interests, preferences, and boundaries.
- Creating a positive association: It’s less about the punishment itself and more about how it is communicated. Utilize the punishments not as something to be feared but as an opportunity to correct them in a fun and playful manner. Creating a positive association can lighten the mood and encourage growth.
- Make it unpredictable: Punishments should be exciting, not dull. If punishment is announced in advance, it can quickly become mundane. Incorporate surprise punishments, and try to keep it interesting.
- Go easy on the jokes: Too much joking can lead to unwanted informality. Keep the joking to a minimum so the consequences do not lose effectiveness.
Done correctly, funny punishments can add tremendous depth to the BDSM experience. Make them work with these tips, and you’ll be well on your way to having an obedient submissive.
Putting Some Fun(ny) into BDSM Punishments
When it comes to BDSM punishments, generally, the goal is to ensure the submissive feels sufficiently disciplined. But, with some humor, even punishment can become a fun exchange. The possibilities are endless, from making them eat from a pet dish to watching their favorite TV show on mute! These popular punishers add entertainment to the BDSM experience, letting the Dom enjoy the moment and the sub, slave, or bottom the outcome.